Patanjali Maggi by Baba RamDev

SUDH AYURVEDIC PATANJALI MAGGI

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Recently our favorite Childhood food "MAGGI" was banned in India and in many other Countries.

We all do remember "ननिमा क हातों बनाये  हुए MAGGI" and also "ME AND MERI MAGGI" but now its difficult to get CHEATED  again like "DO MINUTE MEIN BANNEY WALI".

Maggi is loved all over India. It is the main source of food in college hostels. Boys usually claim that they know cooking because they can make Maggi and boil eggs.

Lazy Moms were the reason for Huge Market Growth for Maggi in India, arey bhai wohi,"DO MINUTE MEIN BANNEY WALI"

There's a saying in Hindi,"KHODA PAHAD,NIKLA CHUHEYA"(Version 1),

then people developed it,"KHOLA MAGGI,NAE NIKLA MASALA"(V2),

and now,"KHOLA PACKET,NIKLA LEAD"(UPGRADED TO V3)

                     And Our "ADARNEYE BABA RamDev" is all set to launch "PATANJALI MAGGI" worldwide but he have not yet mentioned the Releasing date. Obiously wo bhi Friday mein he hoga,BLOCK-ButtSter.Thanks again to MAGGI for Faking us since 1947.

Baba RamDev telling youths to use your "DRIVYA DRISTI" before buying anything

                     Lets see,what Baba has to say,“Don’t worry, we will create Ayurvedic Maggi using Patanjali Aarogya Atta & Maida and few other herbal ingredients. My mission is to give such products to people so that when people consume those products, they feel satisfied that they care for their health while they continue to indulge in their unhealthy and so called modern and cool lifestyle”. 


                   Baba further added, “We also understand that we don’t have time to cook food in today's world,so we will make sure it is cooked in 1.25 minutes. Thus, people will be able to save 30 seconds per pack of Maggi too. To help Modi bhai,we will produce it under ‘Make in India’ initiative ”.

                           Baba also said,"We are yet to talk with N.Srinivasan to bring it into leading champion in field of Noodles beating all other present noodles.Price will be fixed by 'APPTARDS' so that common man can buy it with COD facility"

                                                    R.I.P MAGGI 1947-2015

Short Summary:"PATANJALI MAGGI,COMMING SOON TO STORES NEAR YOU, PREDICTEDE BLOCK BUSTER.RELEASING WORLD WIDE.ADVANCE BOOKING OPTION AVAILABLE"

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